i have about eight lovers and four boyfriends.

but i ain't gots no love :'(

next time i overhear someone in the act of sex...

i am going to stand close enough so as to be heard, wait a little while, and then yell out,

"100 COMBO!!!!!" and of course i'll applaud and whistle. everybody's watchin YOU!!

hahaha. sex should never be taken seriously. except of course for the times when it should be.