Wednesday, January 5, 2011

next time i overhear someone in the act of sex...

i am going to stand close enough so as to be heard, wait a little while, and then yell out,

"100 COMBO!!!!!" and of course i'll applaud and whistle. everybody's watchin YOU!!

hahaha. sex should never be taken seriously. except of course for the times when it should be.

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  1. My mom came out here at 2:30am to get Motrin then she told me how she could hear the people on the floor below us "going at it" haha. She said, "Well you could hear them banging the bed." I was just like, oh geez. It's pretty bad when you can hear other people having sex. >.<

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  2. Duddde, Not cool. I can attest having someone interrupt sex is a fucking horrible experience. But possibly that was cause I was in the act of meaningful serious sex. When the guy in the apartment next door started POUNDING on the wall. It was embarrassing.

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  3. In the neighbors defense... There was A LOT of ass smacking.

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  4. hahahaha lauren. aww, it was embarrassing for you. i'm sorry. i was actually walked in on PURPOSELY during my very first time. and i had just shrugged it off. the dude who walked in however said that he was permanently scarred.

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  5. Wow, I don't want to know what you two were doing.

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