how to help someone like you (ladies)

i've seen so many emo statuses lately...i feel like i should help out a bit. hahaha, just kidding :P

but yes, there are a few tricks i have up my sleeve for when i want someone wrapped around my little finger. i haven't used them in a while...but they tend to work, even if just slightly.

note: you can't make someone love you, duh. not even an all-powerful genie can do that.

eyes, eyes and more eyes

i cannot stress this enough. this is probably my favorite to use. ever heard of the lover's gaze? if two people love each other, then they are more likely to stare into each other's eyes.

however, staring into someone's eyes isn't just something two people who obviously like each other do. a person may actually find themselves more attracted to you if you look into their eyes long enough.

it's true! studies have shown it to be true. strangers rate each other as being more attractive if they are made to just sit and gaze at each other O.O

another thing is this: the bigger the eyes are, the harder they fall. i know you've seen lots of pics of chicks looking up and somewhere else instead of directly at the camera. it makes the eyes sorta pop out and look bigger, which equals more attractive. and duh, this is why some chicks cake on the eyeliner. ok, most chicks.

bigger pupils are also more attractive. people back in the day took belladonna (do NOT look that up on google images because that is a pornstar) to make their eyes bigger. but to get the same effect without getting whacked out on drugs, candlelit dinners work.

but didya know that if someone is attracted to you, their eyes will dilate when they look at you? (if their eyes contract, they might actually hate you :x whoops). so next time you're with that someone and you're not sure if they're really into you, check out their eyes. and bend their soul to your will while you're at it.

warning: although i've said it's a trick against someone else, sexy eyes will likely backfire and leave you crushin as well, if you're not already.

ovulating??

i hope you know what this is, lol. it's when your body releases an egg and is kinda chillin around for a bit and waiting to see if any spermies come along.

this isn't about getting knocked up! but let's keep it real. our bodies will def try to trick us into getting knocked up when we're most fertile.

ladies will be more aroused when they're ovulating. i mean, think about it. the more aroused you are, the more receptive you'll be to sex, and the greater the chances you'll get knocked up. yay, babies! it's a cruel game.

but here comes the awesome part. the pheromones you release while ovulating will make you seem more attractive. soo...chill with that someone while you're ovulating, duh! if you're in tune with your body, it shouldn't be that hard to find out when you are. i usually get a slight cramp from an ovary o.O that sounds weird.

if you're on the pill, i can't really give you any advice, lol. the pill prevents ovulation, and is also likely to decrease libido. :P sucks. but not as much as unplanned babies!

child-bearin' hips

sorry to say that most matters on attraction have to do with reproduction. i told you that our bodies were tricky bastards!

having a waist that's significantly smaller than the hips is considered more attractive to men. and it really is because child-bearing is easier on such women.

i'm not saying that you have to have huge hips. it's the ratio that counts. so play up on it. dress to flatter that area. but try not to look like a whore. only cause i'm asking nicely :D

also having a nice pair of boobs helps, but i am def not the person to go to for advice on that XD

scary movies!

if you're gonna sit down and watch a movie, make it a scary one. that's because attraction increases in periods of heightened anxiety. i'm not sure why exactly...lol. it also makes for a good excuse to snuggle :3

too much perfume is definitely not good

yea, i get that you wanna smell pretty. i most likely won' t think that you do because i pretty much despise perfume, but i bet you think guys like it. and it's true, sometimes they like it.

although our natural pheromones are what usually do the trick, smelling like b.o. isn't too fun nowadays. if you're gonna put on that amazingly scented lotion from victoria's secret, do it when dressed casually. if you're super dolled up, it'll have the opposite effect. trust the research, babe.

um that's enough for now. i can't tell you all my tricks and have you takin all the cute guys, BETSY.

and on a final note, you shouldn't really do these things with someone you don't plan to like back. ever had a lovesick stalker?? that's some scary shit!

hope it helps!