when guys annoy us! (feat. betsy love)

betsy love and i wanna let some of you know just how annoying you can be and why!

A: come on. i need to shave and wash my hair. do we really need to shower together ALL of the time? i don't need you behind me poking my butt when i'm trying to get things done.

B: just wanted a peck on the lips and what did i get? your mouth open so i can't kiss your lips.

A: it would be a lot easier for me to have an orgasm if you quit asking me if i've already had one. so quit asking me!

B: i straddle you and try to be sexy and you want me off of you....whats wrong with you?!

A: pssht stop sitting around with your friends talking about how some girls give bad blow jobs. the worst blow job is no blow job. and that's exactly what you're getting.

B: drink most of my drinks or at least half of 'em

A: i love video games just like the next nerd. but do we really have to play call of duty again!?

B: farts in my general direction but the worst is in MY face. thats when i hate u most

A: i realize you just wanna make me feel better, but lying to me is not going to help. did you just tell me that i have big boobs? because i clearly do not. are you super retarded?

B: when you make fun of me, its not a little bit it turns out to be a lot. -_-

A: oh man. i can't believe you're trying to get into my pants when i'm upset. i think i hate you.

B: when i try on new clothes and i ask what u think.....u say its cute BUT YOUR NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ME -_-

A: you don't have money to pay my way, but you don't have money to pay yours either? i know times are hard, but damn! don't take me out if you're not really taking me out.

B: dont play evil tricks like thinking that someone stole your gfs keys

now stop it!!